Thursday, Oct 03 2024

Green Briefs, Pine Green Briefs

By A Mystery Man Writer

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Do you walk away from explosions without flinching? Is an average Saturday spent rock climbing without ropes? Then you need underwear designed for an action-packed lifestyle: the FreeMan Brief. Experience the unmatched freedom of this leg length, complemented by the wider leg openings and deeper seat for men with thick or more muscular legs. Get ready for the proprietary AnatoFREE anatomical pouch, engineered to fit snuggly around the contour of the penis and testicles. (If James Bond received a pair of underwear from Q, his gadgets guy, these would be it.) Prepare for a waistband that’s silky, smooth, and comfortable – but stays securely in place no matter how much you’re somersaulting out of the way of machine gun fire. And just because you have a bunch of fake passports doesn’t mean the tickets to exotic locations are free. That’s why we offer exceptional underwear that’s a bit under the PrimeMan MicroModal fabric. But this amazingly soft Bamboo Rayon/Lycra blend still makes cotton feel like a day without leaping from a skyscraper to grab a ladder attached to a helicopter: unacceptable. You’re ready for the FreeMan Brief. But is it ready for you? We guarantee it.