Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

[EDITOR NOTE: This post is going to be long and painful. Scott apparently saw a definition of Overly Long Gag and said to himself, “I’m going to use dozens of those!” Pour yourself a stiff drink…

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

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Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Exodus

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis

Spanks McFanny Help Us All: A “Retelling” of the Bible — Genesis